Juliet Stevenson credited as playing...
Paula Paxton
- Paula: That's why she's been so depressed lately cos' that Jess broke her heart! She's in love. With a girl!
- Alan Paxton: You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions
- Paula: But I heard her! No wonder she never looked twice at the Kevin or brought any boys home. I tried to get her nice clothes, you know we've had some lovely prints in this summer you know in swimwear and sarongs and that. She never wants to go shopping with me. It was terrible what they did to that George Michael going on about him and his private business in the papers like that! Oh No!
- Alan Paxton: George Michael is still a superstar and you still listen to Wham!
- Paula: Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.
- Paula: You blow 'em up, just like a lilo. Look, this little pump comes free with it. Pop it in the valve, pump away, up it goes, then slip it back in there and boom! Cleavage! They're perfect while you're still growing 'cause they lift you right there.
- Jules: Mum! God, you're so embarrassing!
- Paula: They make more of what you've got, sweetheart. All the girls have bought one for their daughters. The Fleur's pretty, and the gel bra's a clever one - no pumping, it's already in there.