Rob Paulsen credited as playing...
Officer Buck Tuddrussel • Bully • Actor #2 • Angry Person • Cabinet Member #2 • Colonist Guy • Comic #2 • Customer #2 • Fan #1 • Fat Detective • Fat Kid • French Captain #2 • Heckler • John Adams • Kid • Letter Boy • Lincoln • Mayor • Minister • Morse's Mom • Mozart • Nobel Man • Otto Actor • Paparazzi #1 • Peasant • Peasant #1 • Pirate #3 • Pizza Guy • Poor Kid • Shadow Woman • Soldier #3 • Starbuck • Telrussio • Townsperson • Townsperson #1 • Townsperson #4 • Trojan Emissary • Troop #1 • Woodrow Wilson
- Buck Tuddrussel: Well, mission accomplished. It took some doing, but we talked Karl Marx out of building the world's largest igloo and back to writing the Communist Manifesto.
- The Larry 3000: Yes, once you kicked him in the belly.
- Buck Tuddrussel: Hey, if you're gonna make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs.