Scott McNeil credited as playing...
Hermey • Yukon Cornelius • Boomerang • Coach Comet • Duck
- King Moonracer: Don't tell me I need a root canal.
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: You need a root canal.
- King Moonracer: I asked you not to tell me that.
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: The idea was to dress up as a toy, Hermey.
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: I'm a misfit molar.
- [setting off from the island of Misfit toys.]
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Looks like rough weather ahead - maybe we should turn back.
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: I kind of hate to miss my date with Clarice.
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: That doe certainly has you head over hooves, doesn't she?
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Who told you?
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: They do?
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Haven't you told each other?
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Well, not in so many words.
- Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Well, last time I counted, it was just three.