Jeremy Sisto credited as playing...
- Scott: Okay, who lives here?
- Carly: I don't know, but can you help me find the bathroom?
- Scott: Baby, I think this is the bathroom.
- Jessie: [Chris opens the screen door of a house] Hey, hey, hey. What're you doing?
- Chris: I was gonna see if they had a phone. I mean, you guys can wait out here if you want.
- Jessie: You can't just go barging into someone's house like that.
- Scott: Yeah, 'cause, you know, I'm just thinking West Virginia, trespassing, not a great combination.
- Carly: Look, I need to pee.
- Scott: Well, I need to remind you of a little movie called Deliverance.
- Scott: Carly, Carly, Carly, sweet pea, look at me. We are gonna get out of this, I swear to you, we are. Okay? We're gonna find a road, we're gonna get to a town, and we're goin' home. And we're gonna get married. All right? And we are never going into the woods again.
- [Scott pretends to fall]
- Carly: That is not funny.
- Scott: Look's who scared now... Sorry.
- Carly: Whatever. Just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms.
- [Jessie and Chris start laughing]
- Chris: I think they need to be alone.
- Scott: WAZZUP, MOTHERFUCKERS! ASSHOLES!
- Scott: We are never going into the woods again!
- Carly: I think if you ever want to get in my pants again...
- Scott: Affirmative.
- Carly: ...this is the last time you use the "e" word. Okay?
- Carly: [looking at the room where the inbreds' victims' belongings are] God, look at this place.
- Scott: Yeah, it's like the garage sale from hell.
- Evan: Okay, you guys go, and we'll just stay here, Francine and...
- Scott: And get high.
- Evan: Yeah... so?
- Chris: Let's make this quick.
- Scott: Actually, maybe we should keep walking.
- Carly: What, the next house is gonna have a white picket fence?
- Scott: If there is a next house.
