Asia Argento credited as playing...
Yelena
- Yelena: I've been undercover here for two years.
- Xander Cage: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?
- Yelena: There was no plan. A year and a half ago, Intelligence gets reorganized, and I stop getting orders. They forget about me. And I did what I must to survive. You understand?
- Xander Cage: What do I understand? I've been an agent for a week.
- Yelena: Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
- Xander Cage: Never again?
- Yelena: I lied.
- Yelena: Do you know what a wire transfer is?
- Xander Cage: Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation.
- Yelena: Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats.
- Xander Cage: Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.
- Yelena: I want immunity from prosecution, asylum in the U.S., and citizenship.
- Xander Cage: How bout a condo in South Beach and a rich boyfriend?
- Yelena: Those I can get for myself.
- Xander Cage: I wish I had a video camera.
- Yelena: What are you talking about?
- Xander Cage: 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick.
- [after kissing Xander Cage]
- Yelena: Did you enjoy that?
- Xander Cage: Yes.
- Yelena: Good, because it will never happen again.
- Yelena: [photographing Yorgi's safe] You're not supposed to be in here.
- Xander Cage: I was on the way to the bathroom. What's your excuse?
- Yelena: [pulls a gun on him] I don't need an excuse.
- Xander Cage: [grabs her arm with the gun and she pulls out a second gun] You're good.
- [gets her other arm, making her defenseless]
- Xander Cage: But not that good.
- Yelena: Yorgi knows you're an agent. Kirill is waiting out front with his rifle.
- Xander Cage: [turning to look] Where?
- Yelena: Don't look. There's a back door.
- Xander Cage: Yeah, but if I go out the back, they'll know you warned me.
- Yelena: If you go out the front, he'll put a bullet in your eye.
- Xander Cage: [looking around the room and getting an idea] You still packing?
- Yelena: Always.
- Xander Cage: Get ready to use it.
- Yelena: What's your plan?
- Xander Cage: He's still in love with you, right?
- Yelena: Yeah.
- Xander Cage: Well, he's not gonna fire 'til he's got a clear shot.
- Yelena: That's your plan?
- Milan Sova: Did you think you could just walk into the spy business one day and have all the angles figured out?
- Xander Cage: So what are you gonna do, shoot me?
- Milan Sova: Uh-huh. Where do you want it? In the head, to be quick? Or in the chest for an open casket, so I can see your heart?
- Xander Cage: Can I think about it?
- [bullets rip through the door, killing Sova]
- Xander Cage: [seeing Yelena come in] What the hell are you doing?
- Yelena: I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.
- Xander Cage: So you don't like foreigners, do you?
- Yelena: No, you're a pig.
- Xander Cage: What about your boyfriend? Is he a pig, too?
- Yelena: You tell me. You should recognize one of your kind. Now, tell me about the cop.
- Xander Cage: What would you say if I told you I'm not who you think I am? That I could get you out of the mess that you're in?
- Yelena: Really? And what mess am I in?
- Xander Cage: The mess that makes you sneak around the castle when everyone's asleep. That mess. The cop?
- [showing her one of Shavers' tranq darts]
- Xander Cage: See this? It's called a blood-splatter dart. The impact's real, but it's harmless. Red paint, mostly.
- Yelena: Why?
- Xander Cage: I'm a secret agent.
- Yelena: [laughing] Oh.
- Xander Cage: [she continues to laugh] Are you sure you don't want to embarrass me?
- Yelena: Oh, come on.
- Xander Cage: What's so funny about that?
- Yelena: I mean, look at you.
- Xander Cage: I work for the NSA.
- Yelena: Oh, you're funny, you know that?
- Yelena: What do you want from me?
- Xander Cage: I need to know more about Anarchy 99.
- Yelena: You want to know about Anarchy 99?
- Xander Cage: Yeah.
- Yelena: Well, you've seen the girls, the clubs, the parties.
- Xander Cage: Mm-hmm.
- Yelena: What you don't see is what goes on during the day. There's been a lot of activity in the last year. People coming in and out. Russian scientists.
- Xander Cage: Well, what are they up to?
- Yelena: I don't know. They go in the basement, and I'm not allowed in.
- Xander Cage: Now's a good time for you to get invited.