Eddie Murphy credited as playing...
Kelly
- Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
- Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
- Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
- Alexander Scott: It's a secret spy mask, put it on.
- Kelly Robinson: [Kelly puts it on]
- Kelly Robinson: Hey man, this is a sock!
- Kelly Robinson: Kelly Robinson.
- Alexander Scott: Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.
- Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
- Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
- Kelly Robinson: [they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly] You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.
- Alexander Scott: Then, why did you go into the room?
- Kelly Robinson: I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!
- Hungarian Cop: [in Hungurian] Hands up! What's going on here?
- Alexander Scott: [in Hungurian about Kelly] The black guy! The black guy mugged me!
- Hungarian Cop: [tells Kelly in Hungurian to put his hands up]
- Kelly Robinson: I'd like to file a complaint! Wait!
- [being put into handcuffs]
- Kelly Robinson: Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts!
- [being put into police van]
- Kelly Robinson: Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man? My nuts was kicked!
- [after jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys]
- Kelly Robinson: Hey! That wasn't so bad!
- Alexander Scott: Yeah! Are your legs numb?
- Kelly Robinson: What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?
- Alexander Scott: No, don't walk in here.
- Kelly Robinson: Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that.
- [walks into a infra red security system]
- Kelly Robinson: Oh, shit.
- Kelly Robinson: [to Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!