Julie Andrews credited as playing...
Queen
- [Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mom and Dad and Donkey are arguing at the table]
- Queen: Harold!
- Princess Fiona: Shrek!
- Shrek: Fiona...
- King: Fiona!
- Princess Fiona: Mom!
- Queen: Harold!
- Donkey: [happily] Donkey!
- King: Who on earth are they?
- Queen: I think that's our little girl!
- King: That's not little, that's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
- Queen: Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...
- Shrek: Happy now? We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches!
- Princess Fiona: But they're my parents!
- Shrek: Hello, they locked you in a tower!
- Princess Fiona: Hey, that was for my own...
- King: Good! Now's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
- Queen: Harold! We have to be...
- Shrek: Quick, while they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
- Princess Fiona: Shrek! Stop it! Everything is going to be...
- King: A disaster! There's no way...
- Princess Fiona: You can do this.
- Shrek: But I really...
- King: Really...
- Queen: Really...
- Shrek: Don't...
- Princess Fiona: Want...
- Queen: To...
- Shrek: Be...
- King: He-ere.
- [Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is blasted until only his armour remains]
- Princess Fiona: Oh, Dad...
- Queen: Harold...
- Pinocchio: Is he... oh...
- [there's a "ribbit"]
- Gingerbread Man: He croaked...
- [Harold, the Frog King, clambers out of his armour]
- Queen: ...Harold?
- Princess Fiona: ...Dad?
- King: [sighs] I had hoped you would never see me like this...
- Donkey: [to Shrek] Huh - and he gave *you* a hard time!
- Shrek: Donkey!
- King: No, no, he's right - I'm sorry, to both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona - will you accept an old frog's apologies, and my blessing?
- [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent]
- Queen: Harold...
- King: I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve...
- Queen: [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all...
- Queen: So, Fiona. Tell us about where you live.
- Princess Fiona: Well, Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey?
- Shrek: Yes. It's in an... enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckies...
- Donkey: What?
- [laughs]
- Donkey: I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
- Shrek: Donkey!
- King: An ogre from a swamp. How original.
- Queen: I guess that will be a fine place to raise the children.
- [both Shrek and the King choke; Shrek coughs up his spoon]
- Shrek: It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
- King: Indeed! I just started eating.
- Queen: Harold!
- Shrek: What's that supposed to mean?
- King: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
- Shrek: Ogres! Yes!
- Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
- King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young!
- Princess Fiona: Dad!
- Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in a tower!
- Princess Fiona: Shrek, please!
- King: I only did that because I love her!
- Shrek: Oh, aye! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!
- King: You wouldn't understand that you're not her father!
- King: I knew this would happen.
- Queen: You should. You started it.
- King: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. He's the ogre. Not me.
- Queen: I think Harold, you're taking this a little too personally. This is Fiona's choice.
- King: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to this thing?
- Queen: Fiona does. And she'll never forgive you if you don't. I don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold. Oh, you act as if love is totally predictable. Don't you remember when we were young? We used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom.
- King: Our first kiss. It's not the same! I don't think you realize that our daughter has married a monster!
- Queen: Harold!
- Princess Fiona: Shrek!
- Shrek: Fiona!
- King: Fiona!
- Princess Fiona: Mom!
- Princess Fiona: Harold!
- Donkey: Donkey!
- Shrek: So... ha-ha, you still think this was a good idea?
- Princess Fiona: Of course! Look. Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
- King Harold: Who on earth are they?
- Queen Lillian: I think that's our little girl.
- King Harold: That's not little! That's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
- Queen Lillian: Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...
- Shrek: Happy now? We came, we saw them.
- [chuckles nervously]
- Shrek: Now let's go before they light the torches.
- Princess Fiona: They're my parents!
- Shrek: *Hello*, they locked you in a *tower*.
- Princess Fiona: Hey! That was for my own...
- King Harold: Good! Now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
- Queen Lillian: Harold! We have to be...
- Shrek: Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
- Princess Fiona: Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be...
- King Harold: A *disaster*! There is no *way*...
- Princess Fiona: You can do this.
- Shrek: But I really...
- King Harold: Really...
- Queen Lillian: Really...
- Princess Fiona: Don't...
- King Harold: Want...
- Shrek: To...
- Queen Lillian: Be...
- Shrek, Princess Fiona, Queen Lillian, King Harold: Here.