Kelly Asbury credited as playing...
Page • Elf • Nobleman • Nobleman's Son
- Page: [opens a scroll] Ahem. "Dearest Princess Fiona, you are hereby summoned to the kingdom of Far, Far Away for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage, at which time, the king will bestow his royal blessing upon you and your..."
- [observes Shrek]
- Page: Eh... eh, "Prince Charming. Love, the king and queen of Far, Far Away..."
- [closes the scroll]
- Page: "... AKA Mum and Dad."
- [rolls his eyes]
- Princess Fiona: [happy] Mom and Dad?
- Shrek: [confused] Prince Charming?
- Donkey: [excited] Royal ball? Can *I* come?
- Shrek: We're not going.
- Donkey, Princess Fiona: What?
- Shrek: I mean, don't you think they might be a bit shocked... to see you... like this?
- Princess Fiona: Well, they might be a bit surprised, but they're my parents, Shrek. They love me. And don't worry, they're gonna love you too.
- Shrek: Yeah, right. Somehow, I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club.
- Princess Fiona: Will you stop? They're not like that.
- Shrek: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
- [offended, the page and trumpeters leave]
- Princess Fiona: Come on, you could at least give them a chance.
- Shrek: Oh, to do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?
- Princess Fiona: *No*! They just want to give you their blessing.
- Shrek: Oh, great! *Now* I need their *blessing*?
- Princess Fiona: Well, if you want to be a part of this family, yes!
- Shrek: And who said I wanted to be part of this family?
- Princess Fiona: Uh, *you* did, when you *married* me!
- Shrek: Well, *there's* some fine print for ya!
- Princess Fiona: [frustrated] Oh! So-so-so that's it? You won't come?
- Shrek: Trust me, it's a bad idea. We are not going, and that's final!