Vicky McClure credited as playing...
Ladine
- Romeo Brass: It went well with you and Morrell last night, eh?
- Ladine Brass: No
- Romeo Brass: Very romantic
- Ladine Brass: For a start right; he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for him.
- Romeo Brass: You're just being mean now, he really likes you, you know
- Ladine Brass: Romeo, you'll understand one day
- Romeo Brass: What's that meant to mean?
- Ladine Brass: Aw, God Romeo! I'm just not interested, he's just a bloody gizoid alright!
- Romeo Brass: Thats a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?
- Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, You know if Patti Doles asked you to kiss her would ya, no you wouldn't, exactly.
- Romeo Brass: No, I wouldn't do it because she stinks of piss, she has long gums and tiny teeth!
- Romeo Brass: So it went well with you and Morrell last night...
- Ladine Brass: No.
- Romeo Brass: Very romantic.
- Ladine Brass: For a start, right, he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for him.
- Ladine Brass: He's a bloody gizzoid, alright.
- Romeo Brass: That's a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?
- Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, god sake, if Patty Dawes asked you to kiss her, would you? No you wouldn't. Exactly!
- Romeo Brass: No, I wouldn't because she's stinks of piss, has long gums and tiny teeth.
- Morell: They're special flowers them.
- Ladine Brass: Are they?
- Morell: Yes, you can only pick them in Ireland.
- Morell: What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you 'I'd like to spend the rest of my life with you', would you think it was weird?
- Ladine Brass: Tell you what, I'll think about it at work and I'll answer you tonight.
- Morell: [pointing to his crotch] Fucking tuck into that!
- Ladine Brass: You want me to touch it?
- Morell: Yeah, I want you to touch it, touch it!