Kal Penn credited as playing...
- Jagjit: I would like to pay for these by credit card
- [points to books]
- Jagjit: and these by cash
- [points to art supplies]
- Jagjit: .
- Ajay: What's up with the partition? Are those Pakistani brushes?
- [Gautam sits down and joins Ajay, Jagjit and Salim for Lunch. He is arranging his food containers]
- Ajay: Damn nigga. That's your lunch? No wonder people in India are starving, you got all the food!
- Jagjit: Look at this place! Can you believe there's this many freshmen?
- Salim: It's going to be a very tough year, yaar. We're going to have to study much harder to beat the curve.
- Ajay: You're at a goddamn party bitch! Fa'get about ya curve! Let's go get some desi booty!
- [Rao is drunk and is urinating in front of a tree]
- Gautam Rao: This is one of the things I miss most about India. The Freedom. No bogus rules. No regulations. Just do what you want freely.
- [Turns and urinates on Ajay's shoes]
- Ajay: Oh man! I paid $60 for these bitches!
- Ajay: What happened? This place looks worse than South Central.
- Ajay: It's like Spike Lee says, you know, gotta be making black films, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
- Ajay: Oh my brotha! You are oppressed!
- Ajay: Maybe the coconut bhaisaab is color blind and God stuck your prophet ass here to enlighten him. I mean, you see his face when you whipped out that stank chicken, yo? Nigga went crazy! He was like...
- Salim: My mummy cooked that chicken bhenchod!
