Neil Crone: Diesel 10 • Splatter • Gordon • ...

Thomas and the Magic Railroad

Diesel 10 • Splatter • Gordon • Tumbleweed

Dodge: So, Boss, uh, how come you let Twinkletoes escape?
Diesel 10: [in a slightly ashamed but still "tough-guy" tone] Oh, that... uh... well, I-I was TESTing him... to see if he COULD - - escape.
Splatter: [in a sarcastic skeptical tone] Ahhh... yeah... Liar, liar.
Dodge: Pants on fire.
Splatter: Does he wear pants?
Dodge: Well, TRAINing pants...

[Diesel 10 sees the big hole on the viaduct]
Diesel 10: What? What's going on?
[tries to stop]
Diesel 10: Whoa, hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on,
[screaming as the viaduct collapses under his weight and falls through the hole]
Diesel 10: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[falls off the viaduct, but his claw manages to grab on a viaduct track board just in time]
Diesel 10: [calling out to Thomas] Puffball!
[calling to Lady]
Diesel 10: Teapot!
[screaming]
Diesel 10: TIN KETTTTLLLLEE!
[the board track breaks, and Diesel 10 loses his grip and falls down below, landing on a passing waste-barge]
Diesel 10: Oh. Oh well, nice time of the year for a cruise.
[chuckles]
Diesel 10: [Barge takes Diesel 10 away]

Diesel 10: [in a gloating tone of evil triumph upon seeing Thomas and Lady sitting on the track a few hundred yards ahead] Ha-haaa! It's the blue PUFFball! And look who he's with! Splodge! Come and destroy!
Splatter: [fed up with D10's belligerent arrogance and his lack of respect and appreciation for them] No, you do it yourself.
Dodge: [equally disgusted with D10's attitude and behavior] We don't like you.
Splatter: Yeah, and we mean that.
Dodge: Emphatically.
Splatter: What does that mean?
Dodge: I have no idea.
Splatter: [approvingly] It's a good word.

Splatter: [to Dodge, about Thomas] Hey! Hey! Just watch what happens to that blue puffball...
Dodge: When Harold the flopper chopper flies past here.
Splatter: Right!
Harold: [Flies by] Routine, fly-by chaps. Hello!
Splatter: The Boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.
Dodge: Let's start laughing now!
Splatter: [laughing] Yeah!
Harold: [Flies past the shed, causing dust to fly everywhere] Sorry, fellows. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now!
[Flies away. Splatter and Dodge cough through the dust]
Splatter: Uh, did you mean to look like that?
Dodge: Uh, no.
Splatter: Uh, neither did I.
Thomas: This must be Diesel's doing. Ah-choo-choo.
[puffs away]

Diesel 10: [starts chasing Thomas, Lady, and Burnett Stone] Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone!
Grandpa Burnett Stone: No, you won't, because the magic you refused to believe in will get the better of you!

Toby: There he is.
Diesel 10: Come in! Come in and join the party, Splodge!
Splatter: Hooray! Hooray! We're gonna have a party!
Dodge: I love parties!
Splatter: Who's got the balloons?
Toby: What!
Diesel 10: Correction. Join the party that's over.
[chuckles]
Diesel 10: Just like Twinkle Toes' magic railway is gonna be over.
Toby: Hmm.
Diesel 10: Gone, like the lost engine and the buffers that lead to her.
Splatter: What are you gonna do?
Dodge: That's a good question.
Diesel 10: It's time to finally put Twinkle Toes' lights out.
Splatter: Oh!
Dodge: Oh!
Diesel 10: This is a job for the boss!
[Pinchy clatters]
Toby: I've got to delay them! I've got to distract them! Hmm... Hmm...
[Toby rings his bell five times]
Diesel 10: It's the old teapot! Smash him Pinchy!
[Diesel knocks down shed roof with Pinchy, which traps him, Splatter, and Dodge inside]
Diesel 10: [Pinchy rises and clatters] Pinchy! Get back in here! Pinchy, don't make me come up there! I hate it when you do this!
Toby: Good show.
Dodge: Uh... boss... did you mean to let the roof fall in?
Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?
Diesel 10: I always mean what I do! Ya RATTLEtraps!
[moans]

[scene cut from the finished movie]
Diesel 10: [after Splatter and Dodge refuse to help him anymore] Ah, who needs you, Splodge?
P.T. Boomer: [flies out of the magic buffers] Wait for me! I'm after that engine!
[lands on Diesel 10's roof]
Diesel 10: That makes two of us!

Gordon: You, Thomas, are small. Small! Small! Small! Teeny-eeny-Weeny. But I... I'm a big blue engine who knows everything.
[chuckles]
Thomas: Bossy Sprockets! All that steam has gone through your funnel.

Diesel 10: [sees Mr. Conductor wielding a bag of sugar] Is that...
Mr. Conductor: That's right, it's sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!
Diesel 10: [leaving] Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!

Diesel 10: [singing] Old MacDiesel had a plan/He He He He He!/With a pinch pinch here/ And a pinch pinch there/ Here a pinch/ There a pinch
[laughs]
Diesel 10: I crack myself up.

[Mr. Conductor is being threatened by Diesel 10 while being constricted by Pinchy]
Diesel 10: [while Mr. Conductor is trying to get a pair of scissors] You've got ten seconds! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two!
Mr. Conductor: [Mr. Conductor grabs the pair of scissors and cuts a tube, causing hydraulic fluid to come pouring out as Diesel 10 gets a very uncomfortable look on his face] Too late, Diesel!
[Pinchy malfunctions and sends Mr. Conductor flying. Mr. Conductor eventally lands at the windmill]

Diesel 10: [in a tone of mild disgust at hearing his crusher-bucket noisily snapping its jaws open and closed] Shut up, Pinchy!

Diesel 10: [happily admiring the Mount Rushmore-type hillside carving of his face that Pinchy had made] Pinchy, you captured the real me. I mean, that's beautiful, I could cry.
Splatter: [Facing the sculpture looking like it is talking] Uh? Boss
Dodge: We're here.
Dodge: [Now panned out to show the three engines] Oh, yeah-ah-AHEM! Okay, listen up, you two! I got a Job for you, Splodge!
Diesel 10: Uh... actually it's "Splatter".
Dodge: A-and Dodge
Diesel 10: I ain't got time to say both names!

Diesel 10: [in an overbearing and sarcastic tone when he sees Mr. Conductor with dusty and disheveled clothes] Hello, Twinkle-toes! Remember me? "Fat-Hat" won't have much use for you, lookin' like THAT!

[Bertie the bus roars past the steam engines who are having a meeting in a siding. The only engine not present is Percy]
Bertie: Smile you steamers. It's a sunny day. Broom broom!
James: It's not sunny because Mr C's not at the windmill. I've looked.
Thomas: I think his sparkle's all gone.
Henry: My smokebox doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up.
Gordon: Nasty fumes form dingy diesel. Hmm!
Henry: And diesel is after the lost engine.
Toby: And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.
Gordon: What even an engine as big as me!
Toby: Yes Gordon, even you.
Thomas: Ahh... Choo!
[shakes as he sneezes]
James: Say it don't spay it, Thomas.
Thomas: I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel. Now I'm going to find Mr Conductor.
[puffs away]
Toby: And let us get back to work. That's what he would want.
[referring to Mr Conductor]