Ty Hodges credited as playing...
Larry Houdini
- Larry Houdini: I am Larry Houdini.
- Frances Bacon McCausland: So I guess you were almost named after Harry Houdini? Houdini isn't even a real name.
- Larry Houdini: I'm not a real person.
- Frances Bacon McCausland: So you just stay young forever like, Peter Pan?
- Larry Houdini: Our friends grow up, and then we make new friends, friends keep you young, just like aerobics.
- [does jumping jacks]
- Larry Houdini: Tae-Bo, Tai Chi, all that good stuff.
- Larry Houdini: Get in the bass drum, as a hiding place you can't beat it!
- [rimshot]
- Frances Bacon McCausland: I'm not trying to hide, I'm chasing you.
- Larry Houdini: [singing to the kids in the library] If you're Larry and you know it, clap your hands! If you're imaginary and you know it, clap your hands! If the boogeyman is scary, well then you just call on Larry, if you're Larry and you know it, clap your hands!
- [Larry claps and the children clap along, cheering until the crabby librarian returns]
- Larry Houdini: [Frances has just gotten out of the shower and is wearing nothing but a bath robe, she is checking herself in the mirror, and Larry appears inside the mirror, talking to Frances] Ewww! Is that a zit? Girl, you need to take care of your skin!
- Frances Bacon McCausland: [looks behind her but there's nothing there] Great. I'm still dreaming.
- Larry Houdini: Over here!
- Frances Bacon McCausland: [looks back towards the mirror] What are you doing in there?
- Larry Houdini: [dancing in the mirror] This positive to reflect?
- Frances Bacon McCausland: Get out! Get out, it's creepy!
- Larry Houdini: [Larry steps out of the mirror]
- Frances Bacon McCausland: [appalled] How long have you been in there?
- Frances Bacon McCausland: [finds Larry in the garage] You're all right.
- Larry Houdini: Just all right? And I thought I was great!
- Frances Bacon McCausland: Well, when you fell off the roof last night, I thought you were...
- Larry Houdini: [interrupts] "Get real, Frances" if I can quote your friend Joanne - well former friend, thanks to the Boogeyman.
- [pause]
- Larry Houdini: Are you sure you didn't do anything to make him mad?
- Frances Bacon McCausland: Hello, I think I'd remember if I'd done anything to the *Boogeyman*.
- Larry Houdini: [starts heading back into the garage] Okay, Frances. Okay.