Patsy Byrne credited as playing...
Nursie
- Queen Elizabeth: Ah, Lord Blackadder.
- Blackadder: [stunned] Elizabeth... the first?
- Queen Elizabeth: You're wearing very weird clothes. And you're looking rather old and ugly, actually.
- Blackadder: Is that right?
- Queen Elizabeth: Of course I'm right, I'm always right!
- Nursie: Of course it's right!
- Queen Elizabeth: Melchie?
- Melchie: M'am.
- Queen Elizabeth: Edmund is being very cheeky. Shall I laugh at him or chop his ugly head off?
- Melchie: Well one hates to be harsh, m'am, but I do think a bit of choppy choppy is the only apt reaction.
- Queen Elizabeth: Very well then. Kill him!