Tara Spencer-Nairn credited as playing...
Lou Benzoa
- Lou Benzoa: This is crazy. Wish we had some sorta sign.
- Boy: [the boy in the sweater and skirt walks up to them, smiling shyly] This was my mother's sweater. She was wearing it when she died, after she ate a grilled-cheese sandwich.
- [he walks off]
- Lou Benzoa: That's not... really helpful to us in any way, is it?
- Moonie Pottie: I don't think so.
- Lou Benzoa: He looked good, though.
- Moonie Pottie: Yeah, he did.
- Lou Benzoa: [In an epilogue scene featured after the ending credits, Lou jumps around excitedly in a gray cloud of coal dust in New Waterford] Hey, Moonie Pottie! Isn't this great?
- Lou Benzoa: The Hudson River is filled with piss, cola, and sludge, OK? There's hardly any water in it.
- Lou Benzoa: Hey, this the boxing club?
- Boxing Trainer: Yep.
- Lou Benzoa: So, you guys use standing eight-counts or what?
- Boxing Trainer: Let them kill each other, pretty much.
- Tammy: And then, I find out he has three kids already. He said that he had a vasectomy. Jesus.
- Lou Benzoa: Are you sure he didn't say tonsillectomy?
- Lisa: You ought to go vacationing in the mainland!
- Sandra: Yeah, ice pellets'll spike ya in the eyes!
- Lou Benzoa: Hey!... She's watching.
- [Lou points to a Virgin Mary figurine in a nearby window and the locals, who are Catholic, leave her alone so they can pray]
- Moonie Pottie: ...Smart, I'll give her that.
- Lou Benzoa: [slams her bottle of beer down on the bar counter and belches rudely after playing darts with a local] Okay... first prize, a quarter-pound of beef, second prize, a t-bone steak, third prize, five pounds of pork chops! Meat Darts! Getting free meat!
- [Moonie vomits everywhere and Lou jumps back in alarm]
- Lou Benzoa: So, you gonna give me the grand tour...?
- Moonie Pottie: ...Okay...
- [pointing in different directions while still standing there]
- Moonie Pottie: My house. Your house! The main drag. Church, tavern, church, church, tavern, school, mine, road to Sydney.
- [Moonie makes a bored face at Lou and then goes back inside]
- Lou Benzoa: Oh, I'm from The Bronx.
- Moonie Pottie: [in shock and disbelief] New YORK?
- Lou Benzoa: [Lou holds up a plastic figurine of the Virgin Mary and points it at Moonie, pretending to be a news reporter] So Moonie Pottie, what's you're story?
- Moonie Pottie: [offended] That's the Virgin Mary!... You're not Catholic?
- Lou Benzoa: [Lou makes an uncomfortable face since she, unlike Moonie, likes New Waterford and wants to fit in with what's normal for the town] ... No... but I mean, whatever it takes, right? I love it here.
- Moonie Pottie: ...Uh, you do?