Christine Cavanaugh credited as playing...
Chuckie Finster
- Priest: If anyone objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
- [outside, the dragon eyes glow bright red]
- Chuckie Finster: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave!
- [bursts in]
- Chuckie Finster: *No-o-o-o-o*!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Chuckie?
- [everybody turns around and gasps]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [steps forward] He said his first word.
- [smiles]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: He's *talking*!
- [Stu and Chas are using the computer in the basement]
- Stu Pickles: You gotta love the internet, Chas. Behold the future of dating.
- Chuckie Finster: [watching through the window] What are they doing?
- Tommy Pickles: My daddy's helping your daddy catch some dates in a net.
- Chuckie Finster: What are dates?
- Phil DeVille: Big raisins that make you poop.
- Angelica Pickles: What is it with you babies and poop?
- Tommy Pickles: Gosh! Where do you want us to start, Angelica?
- Angelica Pickles: Oh, come on Finster, don't cry.
- Chuckie Finster: I can't help it Angelica! I feel bad. My daddy's marrying a lady who doesn't love me or my Wawa or my friends.
- Angelica Pickles: Actually, Finster, it's sort of my fault.
- Tommy Pickles: What do you mean, Angelica?
- Angelica Pickles: Well, let's see. Where do I start? It's like this. Mr Yummyhoochi guy was on TV and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar but she still needed a spiny man with a kid. So I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own princess pony float, but she made the whole thing up!
- [the babies look at her in confusion]
- Angelica Pickles: Ahh! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
- [all gasp]
- Chuckie Finster: You did? But...
- Dil Pickles: Bad yucky! Bad!
- Angelica Pickles: Now pipe down, drooly!
- Dil Pickles: [blows raspberries]
- Tommy Pickles: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
- Angelica Pickles: I know it was bad. Even for me. But sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.