Richard E. Grant credited as playing...
Bob Cratchit
- Bob Cratchit: I was wondering, after seven years, you would like Mr. Marley's name removed from the sign outside.
- Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: No; time will erase it at no cost to us.
- Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: You find my nephew amusing, Cratchit.
- Bob Cratchit: He's a very pleasant fellow, sir.
- Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: You're another Christmas lunatic like him.
- Bob Cratchit: If you say so, sir.
- Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: Oh, it seems you doubt me, Mr. Cratchit. What are you, then?
- Bob Cratchit: Your clerk, Mr. Scrooge.
- Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: My fifteen shilling a week clerk, with a wife and family, yet you babble about "Merry Christmas." I'll retire to Bedlam.