Anthony Meindl credited as playing...
- Eric: [embarrassed over having pulled Phil's pants down when the boys arrived] Brian, T.J., I hope you weren't embarrassed by...
- Phil: Oh, that-that won't ever happen again.
- Brian: We've seen a dick before.
- T.J.: Hm, but not that small.
- Phil: Let's just show Gloria what good parents we are and then she'll give us what we really want.
- Eric: Two weeks in Tuscany.
- Eric: I take commitments very seriously. That's why I never make any.
- T.J.: I'm not starting another school for one fucking day.
- Eric: Look, asshole, there'll be no fucking swearing in this fucking house, and you'll fucking go to school and fucking learn so you can get a decent fucking job and stay out of fucking jail or I'll kick your fucking ass!
- Phil: [trying to think up a job Cat could do] She's a hooker. That's retail.
- Eric: I thought that was wholesale.
- Eric: We're not foster parents. We're correction officers.
