Sarah Hamilton credited as playing...
April Ryan
- Cortez: So my secrets are being revealed, are they?
- April: I wouldn't say that, because you're still a mystery to me. More so.
- Cortez: Good. You see, señorita, mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where.
- Burns Flipper: Are you in the market for a neutronium bomb, by the by? Got a hot one sitting in storage, give it to you for a cool one hundred million, hah, bargain! Interested?
- April: Sure, let me just check my wallet. No! Of course not! Are you crazy?
- April: Where's everybody this morning?
- Fiona: Mickey's tied up in the basement... Mind you, she's not literally tied up, of course - although that is a tempting thought.
- April: Are you getting into your sexual fantasies here, Fiona? Because it's a little too early in the morning for that, don't you think?
- Kaptein Nebevé: We don't let women on board 'The White Dragon'
- April: Isn't that a bit sexist?
- Kaptein Nebevé: Sexy is just what I worry about, what with a boatful of men being out at sea for months at a time.
- April: Not sexy, sexist.
- Kaptein Nebevé: I'm a sailor, girl, what do you expect, good bedside manners?
- April: Wake up!
- Crow: Huh? Turn off the big light, Mommy.
- April: Its called the sun, Crow. Welcome to the world of the living.
- Crow: Oh, I was having this weird dream about a big ass turkey wearing a pair of red shoes... and you were there, and he was there, and... and... maybe it wasn't a dream after all?
- April: I think it's safe to say that you need therapy.
- April: [Roper Klacks evil laugh] Who was that? Wait, don't tell me, evil wizard. They all sound like Richard III on crack to me.
- April: How did you do that?
- Roper Klacks: Alchemy, little girl. The most powerful magic.
- April: Yeah, well, I can pull a rabbit out of a hat.
- Roper Klacks: I can pull a hat out of a rabbit. What is your point?
- April: Why did you make me search all over the city for you?
- Cortez: Search for me? I've been here for hours, senorita. I haven't moved. The question ought to be, what made you go out of your way to find me?
- April: What's so appealing about old movies?
- Cortez: Ah, now you're changing the subject! That's more my style, isn't it?
- April: You can be annoyingly smug at times, did you know that?
- Cortez: Of course.