Neil Ross credited as playing...
Narrator • Mr. Boning • Rod • Male Ship's Announcer
- [choosing the game-play option "pick-up line"]
- Larry Laffer: Hey there. My name is, uh... Bill Gates.
- Nailmi Jugg: Nah, couldn't be. You look too geeky.
- Narrator: Slam. Dunk. Score!
- [clicking "eat" on the bean dip for the second time]
- Narrator: You know, they only put 239 beans in that bowl of dip.
- Larry Laffer: Oh really, why?
- Narrator: Because any more and it would be too farty.
- [drum fill]
- Larry Laffer: Sounds like a Mark Seibert joke.
- [Larry recognizes Rod the balloon man as the annoying fellow, who appeared in most of the previous Leisure Suit Larry games as a pun on Ken Williams]
- Larry Laffer: Hey, I recognize you!
- Rod: Have we met?
- Larry Laffer: Yeah, you're that guy from the bar in Larry 1!
- Rod: Am not.
- Larry Laffer: Yeah, and you were that psycho barber on the airplane in Larry 2.
- Rod: Was not.
- Larry Laffer: And you were Chief Kenneewauwau on Nontoonyt Island in Larry 3.
- Rod: Was not.
- Larry Laffer: And you hid all the floppy disks from Larry 4!
- Rod: Did not.
- Larry Laffer: Yeah, and in Larry 5 you were that geek on the boardwalk!
- Rod: Was not.
- Larry Laffer: Yeah, and in Larry 6 you were in the pool, floating on that inflatable pussy. How was that?
- Rod: No, not me.