John Leguizamo credited as playing...
Felix Ramirez
- [referring to Gordon as Armstrong's replacement]
- Felix: It's like ordering a pizza. You ask for Canadian Bacon you end up with a German sausage.
- Felix: Why isn't Armstrong here?
- Gordon Brewer: He was arrested for screwing the police chief's daughter.
- Felix: That's Armstrong for ya.
- Felix: I want to cut an album, man. It's kind of hardcore campesino rap. Want to hear a little taste?
- Gordon Brewer: If I have to.
- Felix: If my generator isn't fixed, I can't pay taxes. I can't pay, your boss will make some cuts. Now, it could be your salary, and it could be your throat. I'll let you marinate on that, okay?
- Felix: [about Gordon] My bad. I said if he fixed that gasket, he could take five. He's probably in the latrine. He's probably buffing the helmet. Besides, he can't blend in. He's this big Neanderthal...