Tomasz Bajer credited as playing...
Laska
- Laska: I can't cheat life - I'm the son of toilet king. It' a high standard to reach.
- Kuba: Fucking high...
- Laska: Bro', if you ain't got a family, you don't suffer hunger and stuff like that, you should just ask yourself a fucking, a really fucking important question, "What do I like to do?" And then start doing it...
- Kuba: Did you answer the question?
- Laska: Smoke weed.
- Kuba: Is there a job that involves this?
- Laska: Ambassador.
- Kuba: [laughing] On Jamaica, I think.
- Laska: Not an ambassador like that. I meant one like Tony Halik. Imagine how much stuff did he smoke with all the tribes he visited. Someone has to continue his work. I will travel the world as an ambassador of our country. I'm Laska. From Poland.
- Laska's father: [standing in a bathroom near a toilet] Now my son, like me some years ago, look inside this well of past. What do you see?
- Laska: [as a young boy] Dung!
- Laska's father: Yes, this is dung. This is an answer. For thousands of years, all the civilisations, cultures and religions, great wars and revolutions, the best people in the world, are all accompanied by dung. Now you understand? This is life. You can cheat me, you can cheat your friend, you can cheat your mommy, but you can't cheat life! That's why I understood, I understood that I should make toilets! And we will be the kings of life, my son.