Cezary Pazura credited as playing...
Fred
- Fred: [talking to the mirror] You made a huge mistake. You wanted to fuck Fred - now Fred will fuck you.
- Fred: [in the car, after hitting a TV guy dresses as a hedgehog] What was that? Did we hit a dog or something?
- Grucha: I think it was a porcupine.
- Fred: What porcupine?
- Grucha: Like a big hedgehog...
- Fred: Grucha, are you really that stupid? In this country we don't have animals like that. There's aurochs, beaver, shit elk, fox, wolf, pine marten, horse, otter, shrew, rabbit... those the animals that live in Poland!
- Grucha: What's the difference what was it if it's dead now?
- Fred: Ha, you're wrong here! You now what's reincarnation? Have you ever heard a word this looong? Simply, it means that after death a man is rebirth as another creature, as an animal for example. Maybe you've just killed your family, your uncle or something.
- Grucha: That's just bullshit! My uncle is alive. He works in the television.
- Fred: Reincarnation amuses you, right. I've been expecting it from you. But it's an old and a wise religion, not for morons like you. Who you're going to be in your next life depends on how did you behave so far. Some, after death, become tigers, falcons or leopards...
- Grucha: And others?
- Fred: If you mean yourself I wouldn't expect too much. *A duck* is the best you can do.
- Grucha: Why are you eating my French fries? Can't you just get your own?
- Fred: I'm not hungry.
- Grucha: If you're not hungry then stop eating my fries! And if you are, buy your own!
- Fred: Can't you see what this food is doing with your brain? Apart from the burger and French fries you can't see a thing. It's a piece of a fucking potato and you're behaving like I was harming your mother! I'm going to take a piss, 'cause I don't want to look at this!