Antoine de Caunes credited as playing...
Self - Presenter
- Host: Bonsieur my British chums and welcome to another gender bending, deeply offending we all know I'm gay to I'll just stop pretending, edition of Eurotrash.
- Host: What tonight's celebrity doesn't realise is that just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you have talent and just because you have talent doesn't mean you're a celebrity. But when you have both its pure magic. Enough about me...
- Host: You're obviously a girl of many talents - singing, dancing, acting, posing naked in public without getting arrested. Something I've never managed to do.
- Host: Every once in a while a group comes along which changes the way we think and feel about pop music. Unfortunately this is not one of those groups.
- Host: Good news my British chums, it's time for another edible but credible edition of Foreign Tongues.