Gavin Mitchell credited as playing...
PC Callum MacIntyre
- PC Callum McIntyre: December 23rd of that year, exceeding speed limit at 82 miles per hour in Park Lane, London.
- Donald Ulyses MacDonald: One should not be late for luncheon at the palace!
- PC Callum McIntyre: The following day, Christmas Eve, ignoring police traffic signs relating to a one-way street.
- Donald Ulyses MacDonald: I was only going one way dammit!
- PC Callum McIntyre: Which brings us onto 1981. January 1st, Prince's Street, Edinburgh. Driving in excess of the legal speed limit whilst playing the bagpipes!
- Donald Ulyses MacDonald: It was Hogmanay!