Miriam Margolyes credited as playing...
Sophie
- Mr. Tinkles: Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!
- Sophie the Maid: [Opens the doors and enters] Oh, Mr. Tinkles?
- [Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him]
- Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.
- Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo!
- [Sophie gasps]
- Mr. Tinkles: Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it?
- [Sophie faints]
- Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!
- Sophie the Maid: [Sophie is washing Mr Tinkles. She finishes and puts him on the bath room flour, then leaves] I forgot your bow! Your pretty bow!
- Mr. Tinkles: [after she has closed the door] When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.
- Calico: [Coming from behind the toilet] Hey, you should keep your hair like that. It's very slimming!
- Mr. Tinkles: There's plenty of room on that list for you.
- Calico: [coming out towards Mr Tinkles] No, I mean it.
- Mr. Tinkles: What? We only have a few days to succeed. And although playing pet for that sick old man upstairs is key to my ingenious scheme, I can not take this humiliation any longer. Am I clear?
- Calico: Erm...
- Mr. Tinkles: Never mind. The puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.