Paul Fenech credited as playing...
Pauly Falzoni • Alfredo Falzoni
- Ivan: [dazed after slaughtering two backpackers] Jobs done, Pauly. Let's go.
- Pauly Falzoni: [cluelessly] But, what's all the blood, man?
- Ivan: Ah, kangaroo, mate.
- Pauly Falzoni: [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.
- Pauly Falzoni: I need a couple o' bucks t' ...
- Bobo Gigliotti: No!
- Pauly Falzoni: Jus' give me two bucks.
- Bobo Gigliotti: No!
- Pauly Falzoni: 50 cents.
- Bobo Gigliotti: No!
- Pauly Falzoni: Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?
- Bobo Gigliotti: No!
- Pauly Falzoni: Can I use the toilet without paying?
- Bobo Gigliotti: No!
- Ronnie McDoggle: [Pauly has just hit a car approaching after speeding. A guy dressed as a clown comes out of the car, furious] Oh, you malaka! Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!
- Pauly Falzoni: [to the guy in the clown costume, thinking he is Ronald McDonald] What're you supposed to be, what, Ronnie McDoggle? Mate, what's with the ethnic accent? Everyone knows he's a Scottish-American, man!
- Ronnie McDoggle: [pointing at Pauly, angrily] Why do *you* think I got the most successful franchise in the world, you suck-ass?
- Pauly Falzoni: Oh, tell me, McStooge!
- Ronnie McDoggle: Because, I'm a Greek,
- [Greek music starts playing]
- Ronnie McDoggle: and Greeks are the champions of takeaway! Oh, what do you think I'm gonna call the business, McSpiro's?
- [Ronnie McDoggle cracks up laughing and falls to the floor, laughing]
- Ronnie McDoggle: Stop!
- [continues laughing]
- Pauly Falzoni: [thinking he was laughing at him] Oh, you wanna laugh do ya?
- Ronnie McDoggle: [still laughing] No, mate, I'm cracking up!
- [continues laughing]
- Ronnie McDoggle: You're giving me a McStitch!
- Pauly Falzoni: [splitting up detention centre escapees after organizing breakout] Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! Look, yous refugees stick out like dogs balls! We're gonna get caught! Go that way to Mecca! Go! And yous! There's money in them bushes! Money!