Aly Michalka credited as playing...
Keely Teslow
- Phil Diffy: I don't wanna be your girlfriend. I wanna be your *boy*friend.
- [stops startled and off Keely's equally surprised look]
- Phil Diffy: I mean, your friend... who's a boy. A guy. A guy friend.
- Keely Teslow: Why didn't you tell me?
- Phil Diffy: I didn't know how.
- Keely Teslow: Phil, you can tell me anything.
- [takes him by his shoulders]
- Keely Teslow: I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean... your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend.
- Keely Teslow: I can't stand her! I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a fifty-pound bee!
- Keely Teslow: [switching to Phil's bedroom, Phil playing drums] I wish a dog would mistake her for a fire hydrant! I wish the US Women's Soccer team would use her as a football!
- Phil Diffy: Hey, how about being run over by a steam roller?
- Keely Teslow: [giving him a look] Phil, grow up!
- Keely Teslow: She's in Indonesia.
- Phil Diffy: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.
- Keely Teslow: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.
- Keely Teslow: [cheerfully] Hey! So I got your message. Where's your racket?
- Phil Diffy: My dad says our puddinator project will draw a lot of attention and that people will find out that we're from the future... My family has to move.
- Keely Teslow: This is crazy! We had all these plans! We were gonna go fishing this summer and I hate fishing. The only reason I was gonna go was because I thought it'd be fun with you!
- [pause]
- Keely Teslow: S-so when are you leaving?
- Phil Diffy: Tonight.
- Keely Teslow: T-tonight? This isn't fair! It just seems like kids should have a say in whether they move or not!
- Phil Diffy: [quietly] Tell me about it.
- Keely Teslow: So, you wanna play one last game of tennis?
- [throws the ball to Phil]
- Phil Diffy: Keely, you know I do. I can't. I have to help pack.
- [cuts to Keely, speechless]
- Phil Diffy: Bye, Keel.
- [hugs Keely, then starts walking away. Stops and throws the ball. Offscreen a cat screeches, ruining the sad Pheely moment]
- Phil Diffy: [shouts] Sorry!
- [pulls a face and walks out of the shot]
- Keely Teslow: [quietly] Bye, Phil.
- Phil Diffy: Well, the Giggle is only designed for one.
- Keely Teslow: We can sit close.
- Phil Diffy: Okay.
- [Scoots over so Keely can sit beside him very close]
- Keely Teslow: [her cheek right next to his] You okay?
- Phil Diffy: [smiles, happy at Keely's closeness] Uh-uh.
- Keely Teslow: [to Phil] Um, too many people!
- Phil Diffy: Uh, Mom, Dad?
- Lloyd Diffy: But it's my house!
- Phil Diffy: We've got to stop her. That's what we've got to do. We need to think of a plan.
- Keely Teslow: Okay.
- [long pause]
- Keely Teslow: Are you thinking of a plan? Cause' I'm just looking serious.
- Keely Teslow: In the future, will you wait for me?
- Phil Diffy: Really? 'Cause you'll be really really old.
- Phil Diffy: But that shouldn't matter. See you, pepper.
- Keely Teslow: See you, salt.
- Keely Teslow: In... in other news... Oh, whats the point, we all know nothing's going to top that!