David Paymer credited as playing...
Matt Warner
- Matt Warner: Mind if we join you?
- Michael D'Angelo: [dressed as an Indian Chief] All tribes welcome. Hear me, my chiefs. My heart is weak... it's sick. Though the flesh may turn to dust, my soul will stand strong and soar higher than ever before, like the distant echo of a beating drum, breathing life like the wind. Part of all living things. Now and forever.
- Matt Warner: Could you do me a favour?
- Ellie Warner: Anything.
- Matt Warner: Could you not say Mr. D? That's all I ever hear. Mr. D, Mr. D, Mr. D. I'm beginning to hate the letter.
- Matt Warner: [stood at school, in his pyjamas]
- [to Ellie]
- Matt Warner: Uh... hi, honey. I got the day off. You wanna do something?
- Matt Warner: I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your girlfriend...
- Dylan Warner: She's not my girlfriend. She'll never be my girlfriend.
- Matt Warner: [to the astronaut] The guy you're looking for is across the hall on Planet D. That's one small leap for man, one giant pain in the ass!