Vince Rimoldi credited as playing...
- Ellen: Thirty foot rule?
- Spitzer: What's that?
- Ellen: Means Michael has to stay thirty feet away from him until we find out if he's straight or gay.
- Jill: Don't worry. You're only a few pounds heavier then Ellen.
- Spitzer: I think I've met your sister, Cinderella.
- Spitzer: My junior prom I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV-Land.
- Shaun: I watched my junior prom from outside in the bushes for three hours.
- Spitzer: Oh, that's so Stella Dallas!