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Camp (2003)

Robin de Jesus: Michael

Camp

Robin de Jesus credited as playing...

Michael

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  • Vlad: Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality?
  • Michael: What? You mean sleep with a straight guy? What for?
  • Michael: I can't even straighten my hair!
  • Vlad: Are you blushing?
  • Michael: Are you kidding? I'm doing everything but bat my eyes!
  • Michael: [after Vlad kisses his girlfriend, Julie] I give up!
  • Vlad: [sitting on Michael, jokingly] So, do you forgive me?
  • Michael: If I forgive you, will you get off of me?
  • Vlad: Sure.
  • Michael: Then, no.
  • [at a drag birthday party for Michael]
  • Shaun: The only thing l have to say is, the hair on my legs better grow back, or else somebody's getting sued.
  • Michael: You did not!
  • Shaun: [musically] God shave the Ka-weeeeeeen!
  • [last lines]
  • Vlad: Well, now that camp's over - almost over - and we live kind of close to each other I was hoping that... we can go out sometime.
  • Michael: I *know* you're not asking girlfriend out for a date after all this.
  • Vlad: If she'll forgive me.
  • Michael: This boy not only has cajones, but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros too.
  • Ellen: [to Vlad] Okay.
  • Michael: What?
  • Vlad: Really?
  • Ellen: I'll go out with you.
  • Michael: Ellen, you're like some Jenny Jones guest!
  • Ellen: Michael, eventually I have to start hanging out with boys who don't wear dresses. I thought we came here to go swimming.
  • [to Vlad]
  • Ellen: You coming in?
  • Vlad: It's pretty cold.
  • Ellen: I'll take my chances.
  • Vlad: ...Okay.
  • [they jump in lake]
  • Ellen: It's not that cold.
  • Vlad: It's freezing.
  • Ellen: Don't be a girl - leave that to Michael.
  • [Michael jumps in lake]
  • Michael: You two are like a bad car wreck - I wash my hands of the both of you.
  • Ellen: Oh yeah?
  • Michael: Oh it's cold! Quit splashing!
  • [scene shifts to the cast singing "The Want of a Nail"]

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