Blake Clark credited as playing...
Marlin Whitmore
- Dr. Keats: And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom
- Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom.
- Henry: Henry.
- Marlin: Marlin.
- Doug: Doug.
- Lucy: Lucy.
- Ten Second Tom: Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them?
- Doug: You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day...
- Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom.
- Henry: Henry.
- Ten Second Tom: Hi.
- Marlin: Marlin.
- Henry: Actually I'm going on a trip in a little while to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors.
- Doug: Thounds kind of fruity.
- Henry: Thank you.
- Doug: How long'th it going to take?
- Henry: Uh... about a year.
- Doug: I gueth you won't mith days like thith.
- Henry: Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad.
- Marlin: What are you trying to say?
- Henry: Well, when you guys tell her, she's not just finding out about the accident. She's finding out that her life is basically a setup. I think that's what freaks her out the most.
- Doug: Oh, you're an exthpert now?
- Henry: No. I'm just saying I wish there was another way besides: "Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's some pictures of your broken head."
- Doug: You wanna broken head, huh thmart guy?
- Marlin: Why? You gonna give it to him?
- Doug: No, Daddy, I thought you wath gonna do it.
- Henry: Nobody's gotta break my head, guys. I'm gonna split anyways.
- Marlin: [glaring at Doug] Don't go just 'cause my thon is thychotic.
- Henry: Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep 'em dry there Doug.
- Doug: Very funny.
- Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy?
- Marlin: yea.
- Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?
- Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.
- Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex?
- [Marlin and Doug look at Henry]
- Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows
- [Marlin and Doug turn away]
- Henry: We want to!
- [Marlin and Doug look again]
- Henry: Just kidding.
- Lucy, Doug: [sings] Happy birthday to you.
- Lucy: [spoken] And you don't look a day over twenty five.
- Marlin: Yeah, right. And Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
- Doug: What are you talking about? I use a herb supplement that can be purchased at any health food store. Check this out. Check out these glutes. Rock hard, baby. Pretty sweet, huh.
- Marlin: Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
- Doug: Is this the guy?
- Marlin: Yeah. Mr. Roth, I have one simple request. Stay away from my daughter.
- Henry: [begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner] Absolutely. I just, I think I hurt her feelings and I don't want it to end like that.
- Doug: Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!
- [Doug runs to beat up Henry but then Henry holds him down]
- Henry: Calm down, little fella!
- Doug: I'm gonna kill you. You're a dead man. Okay I'm calm! I'm calm!
- [pause]
- Doug: I coulda whooped his ass, Daddy but this gravel - I siped on it a fwell.
- Marlin: Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes.
- Doug: Cheap shot, Dad.
- Lucy: [Marlin and Doug are watching the Vikings play the Lions] What's the score?
- Marlin: Vikings have it at the two yard line.
- Lucy: Maybe the Vikings will win for your birthday, and I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.
- Doug: I'll bet he fakes the handoff to Williams and throws it Kleinsasser in the end zone. Loser does the dishes?
- Lucy: You're on.
- [Lucy and Doug handshake on it. Doug's prediction comes true]
- Lucy: Darn. Maybe you should be a coach, Doug.
- Marlin: [Throwing a shoe at Doug] Moron.