Lusia Strus credited as playing...
Alexa
- Alexa: I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy.
- Henry: Oooo...
- Alexa: Shut up, because here comes one-time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.
- [Jocko the seal gives a disgusted growl]
- Alexa: Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was... but yeah, I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment.
- [Snaps her neck]
- Henry: I don't know if you realize, I'm not into guys.
- Alexa: Henry, come quickly, it's Jocko!
- Henry: Alexa, get me two fish from the barrel
- Alexa: He's not responding.
- Henry: [fishslaps Alexa] Calm down. I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually so I need your face next to his mouth to see it if's working. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!
- Alexa: Nothing, nothing.
- Henry: Alright. I'm gonna try it one more time. One... two... three!
- [Jocko the walrus pukes on Alexa]
- Henry: Yikes, that's a lot of vomit!
- Alexa: This is why I got into this business, to save sea animals.
- Henry: [High-fives Jocko] Yeah, buddy. I knew you were gonna burp but the vomit thing was awesome! That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich.
- Henry: Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you would not see her anymore... would you consider that like a binding promise?
- Alexa: Absolutely.
- Henry: Yeah?
- Alexa: But then again, there are always ways around such things.
- Henry: Like?
- Alexa: For example. If I promised a woman's father I would not see her... I would simply shut my eyes, while she serviced my manhood.
- [Jocko the walrus, slaps his face]
- Henry: That's actually a cool way to look at it. And a very gross way.
- [Alexa's smile drops]
- Henry: I need you to get me two fish from the barrel. Now.
- Alexa: Okay.
- Henry: Just hang in there.
- Alexa: Here.
- Henry: It's gonna be alright. That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel please. Okay, there. That's good. Thank you. Come on, buddy. Take it. Take it.
- Alexa: He's not responding!
- Henry: I know, Alexa! Sorry I smacked you with that. You needed the fish-slap to calm down. Do you understand?
- Alexa: Yes.
- Henry: Are you calm?
- Alexa: Yes. Fish-slap calm me.