Tim Robbins credited as playing...
- Maria: Oh, you have a kid?
- William: Yeah.
- Maria: Chico or chica?
- William: Chico. Jim. His name's Jim.
- [shows her his photo]
- Maria: I bet he's very special.
- William: He is special.
- Maria: Everybody's children are so special. It makes you wonder where all the ordinary grown-ups come from.
- Wole: There is no freckles pornography.
- William: Well, there is "Anne of Green Gables".
- Wole: I consider "Anne of Green Gables" to be an erotic masterpiece.
- William: I always wondered why the coyote didn't just go out and buy a Road Runner. He had enough money to buy rocket-powered roller skates so he had money to buy a Road Runner.
- William: Tell me something about yourself.
- William: Why is she in here? And please, do not use the word finger at any point in your answer.
- William: [having trouble with ticketing] What am I going to do, piss out the window at 60,000 feet?
- Check In: I wouldn't know enough about your character to say, sir.
- William: Damn, I'm all out of bibles.
- William: Lo siento.
- Maria: "Lo siento... Lo siento." You say that too much.
- William: I shouldn't be in Shanghai, I should be in Seattle.
- William: [after being asked by the bar staff whether they would like to sing a song] I was, actually, I was hoping to hear you sing.
- Maria: Why?
- William: [jokingly] Well, someone told me that you have, um, a very distinctive voice.
- Maria: [both laugh] What else did they say about me behind my back?
