Alec Mapa credited as playing...
- Lee: All queens rise
- [they all rise and put their hands on their breasts]
- Brian: Oh blessed Saint Mary of drag queens. Please grant your never humble servants and our new friends with grace, jewels, and support hose.
- Lee, Brian, Paul, Robert: Gay-men
- Connie, Carla: Gay-men
- Robert: By night we're a duo act Peaches 'n Cream.
- Lee: I hate our name.
- Robert: I think it's beautiful.
- Lee: That's because you're the Peaches part I'm 'n Cream. My name is 'n Cream. What does that even mean?
- Lee: Good falsies. What do you use?
- Connie: None of your beeswax.
- [Lee proceeds to feel her breasts]
- Carla: Yea, they're really good you should all have a feel.
- [All of the guys walk over to feel her breasts]
- Robert: Supple. Good.
- Connie: Ok, then.
- [Gives Carla a look]