Amber Benson credited as playing...
Traci Levine
- Andrew: He wanna throw himself out the window.
- Christian Markelli: What?
- Traci Levine: So... you live on the first floor.
- Andrew: Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.
- Traci Levine: I was miserable in New York. At least in LA, you can be miserable while you get a tan.
- [chastising a major actress]
- Traci Levine: Thank God she's leaving!
- Andrew: Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?"
- Traci Levine: That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see her eat?
- Andrew: Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves.
- Christian Markelli: I bet after sex, she smokes a ham.
- [Lila appears]
- Lila Montagne: Darling, give me a glass of Cuvée. I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate.
- Traci Levine: Less fortunate, that bitch?
- Andrew: You know somethin', tell!
- Lila Montagne: No, I would never... tell tales such as... with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercise.
- Christian Markelli: She hardly looks bulimic!
- Lila Montagne: Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest a little more of the purging and a little less of the binging.