Joseph Gordon-Levitt credited as playing...
Elder Paul Ryder
- Elder Paul Ryder: God hates homos.
- Christian Markelli: You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?
- Elder Aaron Davis: And the French.
- Elder Paul Ryder: [puzzled] God hates the French?
- Elder Aaron Davis: Everybody hates the French.
- Julie Taylor: We're shirts. You're skins.
- Elder Aaron Davis: [pulls down the hem of his shirt blushing] Uh... no.
- Christian Markelli: Fine, we'll be skins.
- [both him and Juile take off their shirts]
- Elder Paul Ryder: [looking at Juile's chest] Whoa!
- [walks into the basketball pole]
- Elder Paul Ryder: Ow!
- Julie Taylor: Why don't we just play two-on-two?
- Ryder: But you're...
- Julie Taylor: A girl? So I can't play? But then I am black so maybe I can. Your only problem's gonna be deciding which one of your narrow-minded stereotypes is gonna kick your lily-white ass. Afraid you'll get beaten?
- Christian Markelli: By a girl and a fag?