Khary Payton credited as playing...
Andrew
- Andrew: Quit bitching. It's the early bird who gets the worm.
- Christian Markelli: There's an incentive... Especially as we don't get pizza till two AM.
- Andrew: Okay, here's the deal: After your training, I'm gonna set you up on a route.
- Christian Markelli: A route? On my first day?
- Andrew: It's what you do already. It's deliverin' food. Only this time you're drivin'. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels.
- Christian Markelli: [sarcastically] Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream.
- Andrew: [looks Christian up and down] For all of us.
- Andrew: He wanna throw himself out the window.
- Christian Markelli: What?
- Traci Levine: So... you live on the first floor.
- Andrew: Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.
- [chastising a major actress]
- Traci Levine: Thank God she's leaving!
- Andrew: Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?"
- Traci Levine: That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see her eat?
- Andrew: Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves.
- Christian Markelli: I bet after sex, she smokes a ham.
- [Lila appears]
- Lila Montagne: Darling, give me a glass of Cuvée. I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate.
- Traci Levine: Less fortunate, that bitch?
- Andrew: You know somethin', tell!
- Lila Montagne: No, I would never... tell tales such as... with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercise.
- Christian Markelli: She hardly looks bulimic!
- Lila Montagne: Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest a little more of the purging and a little less of the binging.