Jesse James credited as playing...
Self • Self - Host
- Narrator: Speaking for gearheads and garage mechanics everywhere, Jesse answers that one-word question: why?
- Jesse James: [innocently] 'Cause it's wrong.
- [Jesse cuts the exhaust off of a car and it hits him in the face.]
- Jesse James: Now, I know why I'm not a car mechanic anymore. Oh, wait, I guess I *am* a car mechanic.
- Jesse James: [checking off an imaginary list after crashing the Hell Camino in a figure 8 race] Things to do today: ram Billy!
- "Barefoot" Billy Ziemann: [doing the same] Things to do today: train rookie!
- Jesse James: [someone has just finished explaining the rules of a steamboat race] What do we get if we win?
- [the crowd laughs]