Steve Martin credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Steve Martin: What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats... or skinny.
- Steve Martin: When I heard that Richard Gere was not nominated for his great performance in "Chicago," I said to myself, "Welcome to my world, Richard Gere!"
- Steve Martin: We have many great stars here tonight - Olivia de Havilland is here! Kirk Douglas. Margaret O'Brien. Mickey Rooney is here!
- [to Mickey Rooney]
- Steve Martin: Mickey, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a better seat, but Vin Diesel is here.
- Steve Martin: Afghanistan submitted a film this year: "My Big Fat Skinny Raggety-Ass One Hump Thirsty Camel".