Jim Ward credited as playing...
Captain Qwark • Deserter • Gadgetron CEO
- Ratchet: Uh... hi? This is Ratchet for... uh... Gadgetron hoverboards. And if you... um...
- Clank: Yo dudes. For the freshest boards in the galaxy, check out the new XZ88, from Gadgetron! It's so hot, it's cool!
- Gadgetron CEO: I think I got the wrong guy... that was... um... something...
- Captain Qwark: Well, well. You two continue to surprise me. Step into the Ring of Heroes, and I will finally give you what you deserve.
- Clank: Ratchet, this is no time for you to become cautious. We have reached our goal.
- Ratchet: I don't know. There's something fishy going on here.
- Captain Qwark: Listen to your metal friend, Ratchet. Your destiny is mere steps away.
- Ratchet: It's just... something doesn't seem right.
- Clank: [He drags Ratchet onto the platform] This is it! Qwark is going to help us stop Chairman Drek!
- Captain Qwark: Why thank you, Clank. You've been most helpful.
- [He pushes a button on a remote control, and the platform beneath Ratchet and Clank gives way, dropping them onto the ground below. Clank lands on top of Ratchet with his helicopter propellers equipped]
- Ratchet: [Shoving Clank off his body] Get off of me, you idiot!
- Captain Qwark: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, I love it when a plan comes together!
- Clank: What do you mean?
- Ratchet: What do you think he means, genius? He's not gonna help us; he's gonna kill us!
- Captain Qwark: You catch on quick! Although there is one tiny problem with your hypothesis: I'm not going to kill you.
- Ratchet: You're not?
- Captain Qwark: No...
- [he points to his Blargian Snagglebeast]
- Captain Qwark: he is.
- Clank: But... why?
- Captain Qwark: "But why?" It's really not that difficult to decipher! I'm the official spokesman for Drek's new planet. I can't have you two getting in the way of my comeback!
- Ratchet: This isn't over, Qwark!
- Captain Qwark: No... but it will be soon.
- Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: It is time for your new assignment.
- Captain Qwark: Ahhhhh a photo shoot by your shinny new space shuttle. Teriffic idea!
- Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: Oh you really are an idiot!
- Captain Qwark: What?
- Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: [sighs] you are to take the shuttle and ambush those two miscreants when they arrive.
- Captain Qwark: Oh hehe right. Er. who are they again?
- Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: Grrrrrr THOSE TWO!
- [Points to sign with Ratchet and Clank on the front]
- Captain Qwark: Oh hehe right. Theres just one proplem Im er...
- Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: ...Too washed up for ground combat? True. That is why I am giving you my starfighter. You can still fly can't you?
- [Qwark nods]
- Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: It is decided then.