Jay Hernandez credited as playing...
Keith Perez
- Lenny Richter: [during the traditional false-confession initiation] How about sex? Are you a virgin?
- Keith Perez: No, sir.
- Lenny Richter: You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?
- Keith Perez: No, sir.
- Lenny Richter: Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?
- Keith Perez: I can't, sir.
- Lenny Richter: Why?
- Keith Perez: Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...
- Lenny Richter: [to the other firefighters] What the...
- Keith Perez: [pulls back the curtain, laughing]
- Keith Perez: GOTCHA!