Hayden Panettiere credited as playing...
Audrey Davis
- Audrey Davis: [Jenny bursts into the motel room] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me?
- Jenny Portman: You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.
- Jenny Portman: [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay! Ten...
- Audrey Davis: You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.
- Jenny Portman: No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...
- BZ: But we're not ready to go yet.
- Jenny Portman: Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this?
- [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach]
- Jenny Portman: I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so.
- Jenny Portman: [to Audrey] Four, three...
- Audrey Davis: Are you happy? You just ruined my entire life.
- Jenny Portman: Well, we'll fix it later. Two...
- [back to BZ]
- Jenny Portman: You.
- BZ: Chill out, Mommy.
- Jenny Portman: Hey.
- BZ: It's all good.
- Jenny Portman: [cutting in] Don't you talk to me like that.
- BZ: It's just a prom.
- Jenny Portman: [cutting in more] You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?
- BZ: Yes, ma'am.
- Jenny Portman: By the way, you're not a bad person. But this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.
- Helen Harris: Pastor Dan just asked me out.
- Audrey Davis: That is so weird.
- Pastor Dan Parker: I can hear you. I'm still here. Go inside and do that.
- Helen Harris: Audrey, sweetie, can you do me a favor and get me your wallet?
- Audrey Davis: Why?
- Helen Harris: Could you just do it, please?
- [Audrey grabs her wallet]
- Helen Harris: Open it up and give me your fake ID.
- Audrey Davis: Why?
- Helen Harris: Because I said so, that's why.
- Audrey Davis: I'm not gonna give it to you. I'm not a child.
- Helen Harris: Yes, you are. You are a child, Audrey. And you have a right to a childhood and you should fight for it. But if you wont, then I will. Now give me your ID.
- [Audrey takes fake I.D. out of her wallet and throws it at Helen]
- Helen Harris: That was very adult of you.
- Audrey Davis: [shouts] You tricked me. I thought you were on my side, but you're just like her.
- [points at Jenny]
- Audrey Davis: [shouts] I hate you. Do you hear me? I hate you.
- Helen Harris: Well, I'm just gonna have to live with that.
- Audrey Davis: [to her friends] Hey, everyone, this is my aunt Helen.
- Boy: She don't look like no aunt I ever had.
- [Audrey smokes a cigarette]
- Helen Harris: [takes cigarette] What are you...? What is this? What is this?
- Audrey Davis: I thought you wanted to meet my friends. This is BZ. He's a DJ. This is his mix.
- BZ: Whassup, Mommy? You got a fat crib.
- Audrey Davis: What about lunch
- Helen Harris: Eat it, its healthy
- Audrey Davis: No, I mean we don't have any
- Helen Harris: I'll take care of it
- Audrey Davis: What is the matter with you? Don't you remember what it's like to be young?
- Helen Harris: Of course I do... it was last Wednesday!