Debra Jo Rupp credited as playing...
Mrs. Helperman
- Spot/Scott: [as Grandma Leadready] Young lady, I missed my chance to go to Florida when I was the boy's age. And look at what a bitter old woman it turned me into!
- Mrs. Helperman: Oh, you must be Scott's gran...
- Spot/Scott: [as Grandma Leadready] I CAN'T TALK TO YOU I'M TOO BITTER!
- Mrs. Helperman: [to Leonard] Did you just say "Spot"?
- Spot/Scott: [emerging in his Scott clothes] No, Mrs. Helperman, he said "Scott".
- Mrs. Helperman: After all the trouble Mr. Manly-Manning has gone to, the least we can do is invite him in for a cup of coffee.
- Leonard: Coffee?
- Spot/Scott: I always wanted to try coffee.
- [Moments later, Scott has tried coffee and is completely hyped up]
- Spot/Scott: Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage! Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil could pack such mellow, rich-roasting, good-to-the-last-drop flavor? By the way, were you aware that our 26th President, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt who originally coined the phrase "Good to the last drop"? Little known fact but true.
- Spot/Scott: [as Mrs. Leadready] Why, Mary Lou Helperman! Hello and halleloo! If you weren't just sent from Heaven above to take our dear little Scott to Flor...
- Mrs. Helperman: I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Leadready, but do you wanna hear the funniest thing? I brought that exact same dress on this trip!
- Spot/Scott: Oh, that is funny! You are a stitch! Anyway, back to poor Scott. He so desperately wants to go to Florid...
- Mrs. Helperman: And I believe I packed that same shade of lipstick, too!
- Spot/Scott: Really? What a coinkidink! Anyway, as I was saying...
- Mrs. Helperman: And those earrings look awfully familiar!
- Spot/Scott: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE HIM OR NOT?... Darlin'.