Bill Burr credited as playing...
Billy • Detective • Self • Various
- Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
- Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
- [Jackson walks up to the businessman]
- Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, motherfucker?
- Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
- Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!
- [sportscasters covering the Racial Draft]
- Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.
- Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.
- Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
- Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, fuck you.
- Bill Burr: You know, I have to admit, I saw this robbery coming from a mile away, which is why I put my car keys up my ass.