Paul Mooney credited as playing...
Self • Negrodamus
- [Paul Mooney predicts the future as "Negrodamus"]
- Audience Member: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
- Negrodamus: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country.
- Audience Member: Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
- Negrodamus: White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
- Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
- Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt.
- Man with Messed Up Teeth: How come us black people smoke so much weed?
- Paul Mooney: I got a question for you, nigga. What happened to your teeth?