Donnell Rawlings credited as playing...
Announcer • Self - Host • Beautiful • Charlie's Friend • Various • Ashy Larry • Black Bush Cabinet Member • Caller #3 • Chris • Crowd Member • Donnell • Faze 2 • Jimmy Mackey • Man Outside Club • Man in Pool • Robber • Self • The Mummy • Thug • Truck Driver
- [holding a machine gun out his car window]
- Wayne Brady: Brace yourself, nigga!
- Man on Street: Oh shit, it's Wayne Brady!
- [Wayne Brady proceeds to blast man with AK47]
- Wayne Brady: Riverside, mothafucka!
- [talking about invading Iraq]
- President Black Bush: He tried to kill my father, man. I don't play that shit.
- Black Vice President: Say word he tried to kill your father, son.
- President Black Bush: THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!
- [while Ice-T is about to reveal the player hater of the year]
- Beautiful: He looks like a broke-ass Ice-T!
- [Black people receive reparations for slavery]
- Reporter: Sir, now that you've got your check do you plan on quitting your job driving this truck?
- Man In Truck: Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH!
- [honks horn]
- [while beating up Hitler]
- Beautiful: Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'!
- Miss Harvey: Look at that, Calvins got a job! Hey, Calvin!
- Calvin: Hey Miss Harvey! Just got my first paycheck.
- Miss Harvey: That's good, Calvin very good!
- Neighbor: Way to go young brotha, gettin' paid, gettin' paid.
- Thug #3: Yo, I heard Calvin got a job.
- Thug #1: Man, I'm proud of him!
- Thug #2: [pulling ski mask over his face] Let's rob that nigga, man.
- Charlie Murphy: Hey man. Wheres Dave?
- Neal Brennan: Africa.
- Donnell Rawlings: Africa?
- Neal Brennan: Yep.
- Donnell Rawlings: Oh no. I'm broke biotch!
- [Donnell faints but Charlie catches him]