Wanda Sykes credited as playing...
Wanda Mildred Hawkins
- Bradley Grimes: Sam Donaldson gets Diane Sawyer. I get Excedrin the entertainer.
- Wanda Mildred Hawkins: Thats so cute. You trying to insult me is like watching a dog trying to work a doorknob.
- Jenny Hawkins: You know, if you softened up a bit, you might have a date, too, and then you wouldn't have to ask out your sister-in-law.
- Wanda Mildred Hawkins: I'm so cute, and cuddly, they want to test cosmetics on me.
- Wanda Mildred Hawkins: I must be dating the wrong guys. I should get wooden shoes as many times I've gone dutch.