Kevin Miller credited as playing...
Sly Cooper
- Sly: Carmelita, we may be on the opposite side of the law but you are not my enemy. Now, the homicidal bird who built this death ray and nearly gassed us to death, that guy's on my list.
- Bentley: Sly, behind you!
- Clockwerk: Sly Cooper, you've escaped my gas chamber and destroyed my death ray. Remarkable. You Coopers always find a way to beat me!
- Sly: Always? So that was you in the background of all those old pictures of the Thievius Racoonus! Just how old are you?
- Clockwerk: Perfection has no age...
- Sly: What? your immortal?
- Clockwerk: Revenge is the prime ingredient in the Fountain of Youth. I've kept myself alive for hundreds of years with a steady diet of jealousy and hate, awaiting the day when I would eclipse your family's thieving reputation.
- Panda King: I see you carry the cane of the notorious Cooper thief clan. Have you come here for revenge? To steal back the Thievious Raccoonus?
- Sly: That was my plan at first, but now I'm more interested in shutting down your avalanche extortion racket.
- Panda King: Why should you care if I bury a few worthless villiages in snow? You are a thief, just like me.
- Sly: You're only half right. I'm a thief, from a long line of master thieves, whereas you, you're just a frustrated fireworks artist turned homicidal pyromaniac.
- Panda King: Insolent child! You will pay dearly for your disrespect! However, to honor your Cooper ancestry, I will send you to your doom with the beauty of my new firework technique, Flame-Fu!
- Sir Raleigh: How delightful. We have a guest. The only thing is... I hate unexpected guests!
- Sly: Listen, Raleigh. Wipe out my family and steal what's mine? You better expect company.
- Sir Raleigh: Oh, I am ever so sorry. How sloppy of me not to finish the job. Obviously, we should have snuffed you out as well. So, without further ado, let me make amends by what? Bloating to gargantuan size and squashing you like the insignificant bug that you are!
- Sly: Bring it on.
- [first lines]
- Bentley: Sly! Come in! Sly! Do you read me?
- Sly: Yeah, I read you. Loud and... very loud.
- Bentley: Sorry, I'm a little nervous. Trying to break into police headquarters does that.
- Sly: Get over it, Bentley. You're safe in the van. I'm the thief here- I've got to steal that file from Inspector Carmelita Fox.
- Bentley: Well, count on me to be your eyes and ears, buddy. Got their security system totally scoped. To get inside, you're gonna have to go through that air vent.
- Sly: Alright, I'm going in.
- Murray: And don't forget; you've got me at the wheel, Sly. All you got to do is grab the file and get back to the van. We'll do the rest.
- Sly: Just keep that engine running, Murray. I'll be down in no time.