Erica Hubbard credited as playing...
Madison
- Shelby: [Shelby and her friends are looking at the menu, looking what they want to eat] Why do I have the feeling that I won't be able to get a Zone Meal here?
- Madison: I already ate.
- David: Madison, laxatives don't qualify as a food group. Surprised you didn't know that.
- Shelby: [to David] Stop it!
- [sees Sam coming toward them]
- Shelby: Well! If it isn't Diner Girl!
- Sam: [reluctantly taking Shelby's order] What can I get you guys?
- Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
- Sam: Water.
- Ryan: [Shelby smirks at Sam nastily, as the boys laugh] Water? Feisty!
- Madison: [Madison looks at Sam, confused] Was that supposed to be a joke?
- Austin: [chuckling] It was funny!
- Shelby: [smirks at Sam and orders her drink] I'll have a Voss.
- Sam: [looking at Shelby, confused] Excuse me?
- Caitlyn: [scoffing at Sam] It's water. From Norway?
- Shelby: [to her friends and Austin's friends laughing] She's the worst!
- [scoffs]
- Shelby: [to Shelby] Sorry, we only have water from the Valley.
- Shelby: Oh. Well, then I'll have an iced tea.
- David: [Sam jots it down on the notepad] Make that two!
- [to Sam, as a joke]
- David: And you know, I'm still waiting on that breakfast burrito, Diner Girl!
- Madison: [Shelby's friends and Austin's friends laugh at Sam as she gets the drinks. Madison shoos her away] See ya!
- Shelby: [about Sam] She is *so* not getting a tip!
- Austin: [turning to Shelby] Shelby, we really need to talk... privately.
- Shelby: Anything you say to me, you can say in front of my peeps.
- [Madison and Caitlyn, as well as Ryan and David lean forward to hear what Austin has to say]
- Austin: Okay.
- [Shelby looks at Austin]
- Austin: I want to break up.
- Shelby: [shocked at the fact Austin is dumping her] What?
- David: [about the breakup] Ouch!
- Caitlyn: [Madison is shocked] That was harsh!
- Shelby: [to Austin, asking why he dumped her] Are you in love with somebody else?
- Austin: [smiling] I think so!
- Caitlyn: [to Austin] No way!
- Ryan: [to Austin] What? Who, bro?
- Austin: [to Ryan] I don't know.
- [to Shelby, with the "Just friends" speech]
- Austin: But we can still be...
- Shelby: [points her finger at Austin, warning him not to say it] *Don't* say the word "friends"! Now, fortunate for you, I'm gonna... overlook this mental breakdown of yours. Look, just chill out, we're gonna get ready for the dance, and; I'll see you there. Hmm?
- [Shelby and her friends leave the table]
- Ryan: [to Shelby and her friends] Later. Late!
- David: [amazed he did that to Shelby] That went well, bro!
- Ryan: No, she took it well!
- Austin: Good looking out.
- David: [Austin and his friends leave the table. David says to Sam] Later, Diner Girl!
- Ryan: [to Sam] Too late!
- Sam: [Austin is about to give Sam a tip, but she dismisses it as she comes back with the drinks] Oh, don't worry about it.
- Rhonda: [Sam comes back to Rhonda and puts the iced teas on the bench]
- [Rhonda refers to Shelby and her friends]
- Rhonda: You know, those kids remind me of why I used to fight in school.
- Madison: [noticing Carter's car lingering, and Sam and Carter hanging around] Eww!
- [pointing to Shelby]
- Madison: Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock.
- Shelby: [Shelby scoffs and then speaks through the megaphone] The White Zone is for cool people only.
- [shaking her head]
- Shelby: No geeks!
- [Shelby winks at Sam and Carter as Caitlyn & Madison giggle to themselves]
- David: [to Sam] Hey, uh, Diner Girl; can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.
- Shelby, Madison, Caitlyn: [Shelby, Madison and Caitlyn are walking through the school hallway, passing through all the students at school]
- [to various students, in unison]
- Shelby, Madison, Caitlyn: Move! Move! Move! Move!
- Brianna: [Gabriella and Brianna see Shelby and her friends and say hi] Shelby! Hey!
- Gabriella: [waving hi to Shelby] Hey sister-friend!
- [Shelby waves hi to them but then rolls her eyes]
- Shelby: [walking in the hallway] Remind me again why we tolerate them?
- Madison: Because they gave you a Prada bag for your birthday.
- Caitlyn: Ugh, try "Frada" bag! *Totally* fake!
- [Shelby rolls her eyes in agreement]
- Carter: Shelby, baby, what's up?
- Shelby: And you are?
- Carter: [chuckles confidently] Yeah. Allow me... to refresh your memory.
- [gallantly kisses her hand, much to her obvious distaste]
- Carter: Zorro.
- Shelby: Ugh! You mean "Zero!"
- [to her mean girl pack:]
- Shelby: Who is he?
- Madison: That's Carter Ferrell. He's the guy you cheat off in Algebra ll.
- Shelby: The freak who hums show tunes?
- [Madison and Caitlyn both nod]