Sarah Jessica Parker credited as playing...
Meredith Morton
- Meredith Morton: [crying after Sybil and Amy come into the kitchen and accidentally ruin the breakfast she made] I'm just as good as any of you!
- Amy Stone: [laughing and crying at the situation] Maybe better.
- Meredith Morton: [still crying] What's so great about you guys?
- Sybil Stone: [laughing and crying along with Amy... patting Meredith's cheeks] Oh, nothing! It's just that we're all that we've got.
- Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?
- Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.
- Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?
- Meredith Morton: He is?
- Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?
- Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus...
- Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?
- Meredith Morton: I DIDN'T KNOW!
- Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
- Everett Stone: You slept with who?
- Thad Stone: Do not look at me!
- Meredith Morton: [Meeting Thad, who is deaf, for the first time] HELLO. I'M MEREDITH. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
- Thad Stone: [to Susannah] why's she shouting?
- Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
- Meredith Morton: I... What?
- Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.
- Patrick Thomas: [the family is playing Charades and Thad is up. No one is guessing right, but Patrick finally gets it] Ooh! "Billy Don't Be a Hero"!
- Thad Stone: Yes! THANK you!
- Amy Stone: That's a song?
- Susannah Stone: Yes, it's a song. You've heard it.
- Ben Stone: Whose clue was that? It's not very... it's not good.
- Meredith Morton: Ahem.